i don't need to walk around in circles

walk around in circles walk around in...

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stutter_lust
I'm beginning to think my life is just comprised of one minor annoyance/embarrassment after another.

So, Lauren out of the blue shows up with two friends (female this time, thank god for small favors) and tells me they're staying here tonight. Way to keep me informed. Anyways, I being the fatass I am had just been lounging in my bed and had unzipped and unbuttoned and all that stuff to make my position a little more breather friendly. So they're all in here, and I have to pee, so I try to be all covert and shit and zip up. Unfortunately, I have a loud zipper.

So now I think they think that they caught me during some "alone time".

Wow.

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stutter_lust
Tonight's away message read: Why would you offer more?

Message from mother:

PTandKel: Andrea, Please clean up your act.

What. The. Fuck.

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stutter_lust
PTandKel: Andrea,

Auto response from LullaBelle No: because some of you boys (and most of you girls) will love me....

@ the drag show

PTandKel: I read your away message and we have to talk.
PTandKel: Love, Mom
PTandKel signed off at 10:11:04 PM.


Heh. Ehehehe.


Shit.

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stutter_lust
It's official: Staying here for the summer.

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stutter_lust
"Katie, do you have the new Green Day CD?"
::looks around for a Katie, but there's only her::
"Uh... My name's Andrea?"
"Yeah, do you have the new Green Day CD?"
"I have some songs from it."
"Uh, yeah, Kasey lost her copy and we're going to the show now. Cya."

WTF!?

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stutter_lust
Home: Pros. Friends and family.
Home: Cons. Difficult job I haven't even found yet, maybe too much family.

Here: Pros. Friends, full time relatively easy job, free dormage.
Here: Cons. Could possibly get lonely. Miss my friends at home. Parents likely to throw fit.

Thoughts?

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stutter_lust
So... this girl I used to talk Hanfic with over AIM registered my AIM s/n on Yahoo. I find this a little creepy. She has an underscore where I put the break in my name and everything. I guess imitation is the highest form of complement...

Or she could just be a creepy screen name thief.

What, did she think I wouldn't notice or something?

Jesus...

Grrr....
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stutter_lust
I just waited an hour and forty-five minutes to find out I have 1% less iron than is required for effective bloodletting. I would actually be kind of relieved if it wasn't for the wasting two hours of my life part.

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stutter_lust
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(43 total)
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Sex Drive88.1%75.08%72.15%Monks are envious
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Dominant81.67%85.95%87.21%Afraid to cross at "Don't Walk" signs
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Total Score65.78%72.76%68.5%
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(By The Ferrett)

I'm on my knees, pretty pretty please, KILL MEEEE
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stutter_lust
Sitting in a Holiday Inn in Manassas, Virginia, alternatively doing errands for my parents, who are prone on one of the beds, and getting bitched at by them for absolutely no reason. Kelly has just commenced her 45 minute shower, which means I have some time. We're up bright and early tomorrow, probably around 4:00 because that's when Dad will be getting up and he has no concept of trying to be quiet, to catch a ride with Uncle Joe at 6, to catch a shuttle bus into the city at 8. Fucking joy. I got yelled at because I never get up early voluntarily, and therefore can't. Nevermind the fact that I was up at 5 this morning, and the first one ready to go. Bitches. And I'd been up the latest as well. Anyways, enough bitching. I just hate sharing a hotel room with my whole family. Kelly seized the good side of the bed, the side away from mom, who makes this sound like a mac truck when she sleeps. I'm not allowed to sleep on the floor. Yeah, that's right; not allowed. It's immature to not want to be kicked all night. Kelly has a habit of sprawling. It's late, and I'm getting yelled at over nothing, which makes me very cranky. And tense. Cranky and tense and I don't want to be here. Oh well. Parents have asked me several times if I'm having fun, and I've lied through my teeth because I don't want to be killed.

UMF internet has spoiled me.

My little cousins are too cute.

I'm not sure what we're doing tomorrow. Seeing the sights around DC, and then Kelly and I are going to bum around the massively huge mall, I believe. That'll be fun. I love wasting money. I want to buy books. What else is new?

Lots of homework. Pretending it's not stressing the fuck out of me.

I miss my friends back home. Both of my homes.

Kill me, please.

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